so how are we feeling
You know Miles “Who’s Morales” Morales, Gwen “Gwanda” Stacy and Pavitr “This is your daughter, I do not know her” Prabhakar are all absolutely horrible liars, but Hobie? Hobie is the extremely rare Spiderperson who can actually lie perfectly, and he can, will, and certainly does use that to his advantage.
"the average spiderperson can lie" factoid is actually a statistical error. the average spiderperson cannot lie. spiders horb, who lives in a sewer and lies over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
me personally if i were dorian gray i wouldve encased my portrait in cement & put it in the ground and been done with it. no i dont think the knowledge of the material evidence of all my sins buried in the earth would haunt me or drive me to madness or anything. yeah i think i'd be fine
I know ppl go wild for king/knight and king/jester relationship dynamics on this website but I do want to pitch: knight/jester. Loyal warrior who's not been known to suffer fools and the fool who wants nothing more than to be suffered by them, working under the same leige. Think about it and get back to me
Oops my hand slipped
Because I was absolutely devouring classic lit last June, it's been a year today since I first read The Picture Of Dorian Gray! These freaks are dear to me <3
being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”